Is it just me or everyone else gets the same thing?

 

– I can be in front of the computer for the whole day. The moment I leave the computer, someone sends a message on MSN.

 

– My phone can be with me the whole time. But when I take a shower, I’ll get like 2 missed calls and 3 messages. Now I take my phone into the shower. So, if you at the other end, thinking that I’m caught in a rain, no I’m not. Oh yes, I’ve also disabled 3G video conferencing.

 

– I can be awake for 19 hours a day. The 5 hours that I’m not, I get people calling. Something that goes like this… “Are you free to shoot my wedding?”… “Sorry, no, I’m sleeping.”

 

Alright, just kidding. Silence, I kill you!