I’m still a little engineer at heart, so here goes the inventions I’d love to see.

 

1) Automatic toilet bowls: With an automatic retractable scissors that detects someone peeing without lifting the seat (if you ladies think it’s bad in unisex toilets… till you see the gents!). I wonder what the hell is wrong with these people. You know you bobo shooter, still choose to shoot figure 15. KNS! Next time mount a damn laser pointer before you pee!

 

2) Telsla coils on expressways: Zap those road hogs to pieces!! I repeat… the rightmost lane is for OVERTAKING.

 

3) Afterburners for cars: Don’t you just hate people who accelerates and high beam or horn you when you filter into their lane? Now you can BBQ their cars:D

 

4) Portable lie detectors (with Tesla coil attachment): Easier way to seek the truth. “What is your profession”, “I am a cameraman”. *ZAP*. “Can you…?”, “yes, I can photoshop” *ZAP*

 

Now you see why I’m no longer an engineer.

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